(Yankee translation: WAR has been declared.)

Breaking story - Tonight a bunch of traitors and vagabonds calling themselves the "United States Senate" issued a unanimous DECLARATION OF WAH (that's WAR for you Yankees) against the good Confederate and Yankee Americans alike, with their passage of the Food Stalinization Bill. It is war, because people are going to get shot over it. Maybe not tonight, but it's gonna happen. We will provide update opinions as soon as available.